Do or do not; there is no try.

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:04:00 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

thequeenofscream: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:59:08 -0400

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:55:53 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:54:51 -0400

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:48:34 -0400

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

spaceyfrancophile: God bless Adventure Time

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:21:26 -0400

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

ca-lb: thedingledodies: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:01 -0400

ca-lb:

thedingledodies:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.

fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: H...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:48 -0400

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

modelwarren: Instagram: @modelwarren Only in #texas is beer...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:24:11 -0400

modelwarren:

Instagram: @modelwarren

Only in #texas is beer included as a major food group @kroger @millerlite #lmao #roadtrip

purebeachboho: PANDA

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:14 -0400

purebeachboho:

PANDA

askatinybot: SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE! An alumni from Team 1089...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:45 -0400

askatinybot:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!

An alumni from Team 1089 (Mercury) has gone missing! Please spread the word and remain alert for our fellow FIRST-er!

warblues: tovaannzombie: looks fun! Fuck

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:23:28 -0400

warblues:

tovaannzombie:

looks fun!

Fuck

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:06 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:26:09 -0400

Heyyyy! I had sex with this asshole! Hahahaha.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:50:07 -0400

Heyyyy! I had sex with this asshole! Hahahaha.

Getting buff mofos! 3 mile run in 90°

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:53:35 -0400

Getting buff mofos! 3 mile run in 90°

loveshmeg21: I came across goats playing on a trampoline while...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:30:17 -0400

loveshmeg21:

I came across goats playing on a trampoline while driving aimlessly today. It was amazing.

virginiacountryboy: My friend’s reaction was much too perfect...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:09:28 -0400

virginiacountryboy:

My friend’s reaction was much too perfect lol.

my reaction as well

graysea: Just saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:11:56 -0400

graysea:

Just saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for this lady! I’ve seen this kinda stuff get spread majorly so I thought this might be able to help this lady. If you find her phone here’s the link to the craigslist ad!

joanshepard: someactorkid: nerdycouture: lukethreepwood: litt...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:47:00 -0400

joanshepard:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.